Home

Porn Title Game

Mon, 2006-10-09 22:55 — carlp

From: "Joe Lanfrankie"

>Finally, your thread on Peter Sellers (one of my personal fave's) got me
>thinking about "Pink Panzer" and other porn titles in the new Wetleather
>collection. Get all your favorites, including "The Bride at Remagen",
>"Terminatrix", "Mistress and Commander", and "White Squeal."

Arnold once said in a TV interview that the sequel to the Terminator would
be "The Sperminator - I Come Again."

"Fill Bill"
"Free Your Willy"
"Facial Off"

From: "Tim Surdyk"

"Treasure Island: Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace"
Of course, this one is almost cheating, seeing as how the movie's *official*
tagline nearly fits the same criteria: "Prepare to be blown out of the
water".

From: vex

Geez, how could I ever forget "2 Fast, She's Furious"?

From: Dean Woodward

"The Meatrix"

From: "Brian Williams"

"Looney Toons - Backdoor Action"

From: Rob Kindred

"Independance Lay"
"Remember The Trojans"

From: "e. g."

Goldfingered
Cum Russia with Love
Thunderballed
Monsraker
Saving Ryan's Privates
Irma LaDouche
Bad Day at Black Cock
What's New Pussy?

From: Alexander Wall

"Field of Reams"
"Bright Lights, Big Titties"
"Romancing the Bone"

From: "Tim Surdyk"

Children of the Porn

And some that do just fine, as is:
Naked Gun
Top Gun
Fists of Fury
Shaft
5000 Fingers of Dr. T

From: Richard Johnson

The Enema Below
The Dirty Doyen (Too bad about that rule, eh?)
Pearl's Harbor
Spank the Bismark

Been Her (I know, it breaks the rule, but it's just too good.)

From: "Shasta k Willson"

The loin king
How Mae West was Won
Blown with the Wind
American Werewolf in Lindy

> And some that do just fine, as is:

Titanic
XXX
The long kiss goodnight
and my favourite movie of all time:
What dreams may come

From: "Keith Underdahl"

Ate Women Out
Sheepless in Montana

From: vex

"The O-Ring"
"The Sound of Mattress Music"
"Spooge" (instead of "Scrooge")
"Poontang Academy"
"Bull Jerkham"
"Straps"
"One Flew Over the Beaver's Nest"

From: "steven schiffner"

another one that does fine as is:

"The Fly"

From: vex

Rambutt
Lord of the Boobs: The Two Towers
Edward Penishands
Ghost and Mr. Licking
Mary Humppins
Bowling for Condoms
Charlie's Angels: Full Spread
The Return of Schlong Holmes
Guns 'n Hoses: Welcome to the Videos

And who can forget:

XXX-Men
Alice in Weinerland
Winny In Poo
BukkakeMan and Robin
FudgeDredd
GoldiLicks and the Three Bears
Little Red Ride Me Good
Curious George goes to the Moon
Meet the Perverts
The Man in my Moon

From: vex

Long Schlong Silver
Captain Nookie
Space Balling
Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
2001: A Spunk Odyssey
8 Heads in a Douche Bag
The Adventures of Elmo in Crotchland
American Hairpie
Three Men and a Lady
Don't tell Mom the Babysitter gives Head
Throw Momma on the Floor
AssDraft
BitchCraft
Womb Raider
WhoreWars
Babes in Toyland
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Little Miss MuffEater
Done in 60 Seconds
Ate Mile

From: "Tim Surdyk"

You're my hero, Brett.

Silence of the Rams
Airplane II: The Squeal
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Privates Tutor
Norma Lay
On Planes, On Trains, In Automobiles
Porker's

From: Dave Morgan

How about these children's classics:
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Cinderfella
James and the Giant Peaches
Sex Toy Story
Mighty Joe Hung
Pinocchio (LIE! LIE!)
Sleeping Booty
Poke a Hontis

Nixon had to watch Deep Throat 4 times before he got it down Pat...

From: dragonwrangler1

A Lay'n?
Ay-Leon?
All In? > All'n?
Way-In?

From: "Tim Surdyk"

The Best Rears of Our Lives
Forrest Rump
Cattyshack
The Name of the Rise

As is:
Educating Rita

From: "steven schiffner"

or, "an Officer and a Giggalo"

From: "Bronze"

Twins
The Italian Job
The Trans Porter
Anal-lyze This
Bright Tights, Big Titties
Oww Brother, Where Art Thou?

From: Jon Diaz

Why is everyone avoiding "Pee Wee's Big Adventure?"

From: "Tim Surdyk"

Bridge over River Phoenix
Stand Behind Me
Guess Who's Coming at Dinner
On Golden Pound
Yours, Mine, and Theirs
Three Facials of Eve
Pay Misty for Me
Warm Hand Luke
Cathouse on a Hot Tin Roof

And tying yesterday's thread into today's:
Wizard of Ahs

From: "Bronze"

History of Around the World: Part Two
"You look like the piss boy"
"Why yes, yes I am"

From: "steven schiffner"

"Pee Wee's Playhouse"

From: Rob Kindred 

"The Bobbit"

From: jeff

ET: The Extra Testicle
Poking Hontis

From: Rob Kindred

Ramming Bo
Lube Lagoon
The One-Night Stand
Monty Python's The Making Of Life
Layback
Bravehard
Snow White and the Seven Hard-ons
Dorkman
The Cum Of All Fears

and more unmodified:

Snatch
Joy Ride
Driving Miss Daisy
Holes

From: vex

Orgasms Eleven
Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Whores
The Sperminator
8mm, starring "Mini-Me"
Bang the Ass Slowly
Cum and Bum Her
GoldenThigh
ChickenFun
PooLander
Sex-Men

From: Steve Lewis

Snatch Adams: a screw story
Riding Miss Daisy
The Dicks Sense
Blowing for half a dime

AS-IS:
The Rescuers Down Under
400 Blows

From: Rob Kindred

Bed Dawn
Das Booty
Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory
Eight Men For Sister Sarah
First Pud
Star Trek 3: The Search for Cock
Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Virgin
The good, The Bad, & The Horny
Star Wars Episode 2: The Cloned Whores
The Great Sexcape
Blow-Jimbo
One Bride For Seven Brothers
The Andromeda Stain
The Last Star-F*cker