Literature

Fiction, prose, poetry, and so on.

Very Thin WetLeather Books


Non-WL

"Famous Intellectual Pursuits" - D. Quayle
"Dogs And Little Children I Have Cherished" - W.C. Fields
"Dieting Secrets" by Rosie O'Donnell
"Your Guide To Family Life" by Michael Jackson
"Honesty In Government" by Mayor Richard M. Daley
"The Book Of Speechifyin'" by George Dubya Bush
"Advanced Driving Skills" by Senator Ted Kennedy
"The Diebold Guide To Corporate Security" (bit of an insider joke, basically they leak data like a rusty old Shovelhead leaks oil)


Porn Title Game

From: "Joe Lanfrankie"

>Finally, your thread on Peter Sellers (one of my personal fave's) got me
>thinking about "Pink Panzer" and other porn titles in the new Wetleather
>collection. Get all your favorites, including "The Bride at Remagen",
>"Terminatrix", "Mistress and Commander", and "White Squeal."

Arnold once said in a TV interview that the sequel to the Terminator would
be "The Sperminator - I Come Again."

"Fill Bill"
"Free Your Willy"
"Facial Off"

From: "Tim Surdyk"


Black Darien Jacket

From: Ed Gardner
Date: May 7, 2006 11:44 AM
Subject: WL Version
Black Darien Jacket and Tall Wesco Boots

Words and Music, by golly (with apologies to Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller)


He wore a black Darien jacket, and tall Wesco boots,
And a heated Gerbing vest with reflect tape on the back,
He had a BMW, that was polished more than run,
The fool commuted daily, on highway 101.

Well he never shaved his faced, though he always styled his hair,
He had triple mocha latte underneath his fingernails,

Motorcycle Safety books I've read

This is a list of rider safety books- or at least, books on riding skill, which is mostly the same thing- that I have floating around the house. If I'm waiting for a phone call, or otherwise have a few minutes to fill, I pick one up and flip it to a random page.

In no particular order:

  • Proficient Motorcycling, David Hough
  • More Proficient Motorcycling, David Hough
  • The MSF's guide to Motorcycling Excellence
  • Sport Riding Techniques, Nick Ienatsch
  • Ride Hard, Ride Smart, Pat Hahn
  • Total Control, Lee Parks
  • Twist of the Wrist, Keith Code
  • Twist of the Wrist II, Keith Code
  • Soft Science of RoadRacing Motorcycles, Keith Code
  • Motorcycle Roadcraft: The Police Rider's Handbook (UK)

The first three are basic and follow the safety "party line" in the US fairly closely.